I shot the server, but I did not shoot the


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I shot the server, but I did not shoot the DRAM
I shot the server, but I did not shoot the DRAM

All around in my home town
They’re trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of DRAM
For the life of DRAM, but I say

I shot the server, but I swear it was in self-defense
I shot the server, and they say it is a capital offense

Server Alpha 3 always hated me
For what I don’t know
Every time that I colonize a planet
It says, “Kill it before it grows”
It says, “Kill it before it grows”, I say

I shot the server, but I swear it was in self-defense
I shot the server, but I swear it was in self-defense

Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town
All of a sudden I see server Alpha 3
Aiming to…

(copyright bob marley/eric clapton/etc etc, and altered by a retard extraordinaire)


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:ok_hand: i have to post at least 20 characters to send this so ignore the text