I regret to have to inform my neighbors in skirmish 1 that I am forced to initiate a high-intensity / low-morality christmas offensive over the entirety of the holidays against them all.
I see myself forced to use this high-intensity / low-morality christmas approach to purge the space around my people’s republic realm of non-cooperating (as in non-submissive) life-forms.
Nonetheless, please enjoy the holidays. No hard feelings. My forces will drop some cakes and cookies alongside the bombs that need to be distributed on the homes of the … okay. i am starting to feel positively sick. this joke has gone too far. of course i will not attack anyone.
have some nice days, everyone.